Damn Son

Albeit in the grand scheme of things this much anticipated achievement would get brushed apace by such monolithic monstrosities as this magnum force (who by the way just sported a combined 1500 lb combined, holy fucking shit!).

Regardless, Zoidberg is on the upswing. Having just discovered things like "competition parallel" and " 1.5 g protein / pound body mass" I feel like I am just cresting the realm of something I have worked for endlessly.

So here it is. Zoidberg deadlifted 500. Finally. I then summarily got d-zazzled and j-thrilla's place post-haste.

Thanks to J-thrilla for the abode.

Thanks to Rockstar for indulging my latent horrible musical talents. I still blame shitty drumming.